Nearly Four and Fashion Conscious

Me: Sarah, it's almost time to go to preschool.

Dr. Pediatrician: (on his way out the door to the hospital) Can I go to preschool too?

Ms. Crazy Preschooler: NO.

Dr. Ped: But I really want to go. It sounds so fun.

Ms. CP: No, you are not going to preschool.

Dr. Ped: But why not? I really want to.

Ms. CP: You do NOT have the right clothes, Dad.